Random Shayari

ab hum bichray tow shayad kitabo mein milen

jis tarha sookhay huway phool kitabo mein milein

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inhi rasto par chal kar aa sako tow ao....

meray ghar kay samnay koi kahakashan nahi hay

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bay wafa niklay ho zalim teri wafa pay naaz tha

chupkay say teer mara wo bhi bay awaz tha...

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hamein tow wo phool pasand hein jo shabnam say bhi paak hon

galiyo mein ronday huway phool hum uthaya nahi kartay

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seerat kay hum ghulam hein soorat hui tow kia

surkh O Safaid pathar ki moorat hui tow kia

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teray ishq ki hay justaju.. 

teri qurbato ka sawal hay..

meri saans hay jo rawan rawan

teri chahto ka kamal hay..

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mast rah apni masti mein na ja ghero ki basti mein

jahan qadar na ho teri hasti ki eent baja day aisi basti ki

Police Lateefay

aik charsi qabristan mein charas pee raha tha. Police aa gai tow charsi nay charas chupa di.

Police: kia kar rahay ho?

Charsi: kuch nahi apnay walid kay liye dua kar raha hon.

Police: magar yah tow kisi chotay bachay ki qabar hay....

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Polcie: "Knock Knock"

Me: Who is it?

Police: Police!

Me: What do you want?

Polce: To talk

Me: How many are you?

Police: 2

Me: Talk to each other.

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Polcie ki bharti ho rahi thi aik umeedwar say afsar nay pucha. 

majmay ko muntashir karna ho tow tum kia karo gy?

umeedwar: janab mein chanda jamma karna sharu kar dun ga.

Police Lateefay

raat kay waqat aik constable kisi maqam say guzar raha tha kah isay kareeb say "bachao bacho" ki awaz sunai di.

is nay us simmat qadam barhay tow andaza huwa kah koi admi kunwen mein gira huwa tha.

is nay rassi ki madad say isay ooper khencha. jab wo shakhas aadha ooper aaya tow constable nay dekha kah wo admi S.P sahab thay.

Sir aap....! constable nay foran rassi chor di aur hath utha kar salute kia.

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Police wala apnay betay say. tumhara result bohat bura aaya hay aaj say tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna band.

Beta: yah 50 rupay pakro aur baat ko yahi khatam kar do.

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Police: tumhein dukan mein chori kartay huway maan behan ka khayal nahi aaya.

chor: janab khayal tow aaya tha magar dukan mein sirf mardana kapray hi thay.

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Wakeel Latifay

aik muqadmay mein jirrah kay doran wakeel e safai nay gawah say pucha. "kia tum bata saktay ho kah tum maqam e wardat say kitnay faslay par thay?" Gawah nay jawab dia. "jee han janab! mein maqam e wardat say teen meter, pandra ishariya saat centimeter kay faslay par tha" wakeel nay herat say pucha. "lekin tum nay is qadar sahi andaza kaisay qaim kia?" 

Gawah bola "mujhay maloom tha koi na koi bay waqoof mujh say is kisam ka ahmaqana sawal zarur karay ga is liye mein nay pahlay hi naap lia tha" 

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mujrim sardar wakeel say: koshish karna mjhay phansi na ho, umar qaid bahalay hi ho jay. 

Sardar Wakeel: theek hay aglay din mujrim sardar wakeel say 

Mujrim: kia bana? 

Sardar wakeel: bari mushkil say umar qaid karwai hay judge tow tumhein riha karnay par tula huwa tha.. 

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Love Shayari

Jaan Pe Jaan Ko Warna Padta Hay

Ishq Me Dil Ko Harna Padta Hay

Kahte Hain Aag Ka Dariya Hai Ye

Pyar Me Khud Ko Marna Padta Hay 

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Jabse Huwe Hain Unkay Ham

Door Huwe Hain Saare Gham

Dil Ab Bada Hi Shaad Hai

Aankhen Bhi Ab Nahi Hain Nam

Har Shay Mili, Milay Jo Wo

Khushiyan Hi Ab Hain Dam’ba’Dam

Ranj o Malaal Mit Gaye

Dard o Alam Huwe Hain Kam

Unkay Hi Ek Saath Se

Jeena Hai Ab Khadam Khadam

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Kisi Surat Wohi Pahla Nazarah Saath Le Aana

Jab Aao To Samandar Ka Kinarah Saath Le Aana

Safar To Shab Ka Lamba Hai Tum Itna Kaam Kardena

Koi Jugnu Koi Raoshan Sitarah Saath Le Aana

Ye Karobar e Duniya Hai Magar Acha Nahi Lagta

Hamesha Daman e Dil Me Khasarah Saath Le Aana

Hamare Shaher Me Besakhiyan Nayab Hoti Hain

Saharon Ki Zarorat Ho tow Saharah Saath Le Aana

Tumhare Shaher Ke Maosam Bahot Hi Yaad Aate Hain

Tum Apne Shaher Ke Maosam Khudarah Saath Le Aana

Mujhe Yaq basta Jazbe Iftekhar Acha Nahi Lagta

Yahan To Baraf Maosam Hai Shararah Saath Le Aana

مگروں لے جا دکھاں

 

طوطا - Totta