aik charsi qabristan mein charas pee raha tha. Police aa gai tow charsi nay charas chupa di.
Police: kia kar rahay ho?
Charsi: kuch nahi apnay walid kay liye dua kar raha hon.
Police: magar yah tow kisi chotay bachay ki qabar hay....
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Polcie: "Knock Knock"
Me: Who is it?
Police: Police!
Me: What do you want?
Polce: To talk
Me: How many are you?
Police: 2
Me: Talk to each other.
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Polcie ki bharti ho rahi thi aik umeedwar say afsar nay pucha.
majmay ko muntashir karna ho tow tum kia karo gy?
umeedwar: janab mein chanda jamma karna sharu kar dun ga.
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