Wakeel Lateefay Funny Urdu

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

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aik muqadmay mein gawahon kay bayanat sunanay ka baad Judge nay mulzim kay wakeel say kaha kah case tumharay moakil kay khilaf ja raha hay. Tum chaho tow mulzim ko mazeed karwai say qabal is ko alag lay ga kar munasib mashwara day do. yah sun kar wakeel mulzim ko lay kar alag chala gaya. 

Thori dair baad wakeel akalay wapis aaya tow Judge nay daryaft kia kah mulzim kahan hay. 

Wakeel nay jawab diya woh toh bhag gaya. mera isay yahi mashwara tha.

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teen qaidi apnay aap ko jail ka sab say purana qaidi sabit karnay par tulay huway thay. 

pahlay qaidi nay kaha: mein us waqat yahan aaya tha jab tarain nai nai ijad hui thi.

Dusray qaidi nay kaha: mein is waqat yahan aaya tha jab log ghoro par safar kia kartay thay. 

Teesra masoomiat say bola: 

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Wakeel mulzim say: tumhein kis ilzam mein giraftar kia gaya tha?

Mulzim: Sarkari kaam mein rukawat dalnay kay ilzam mein.

Wakeel: tum nay kia kia tha?

Mulzim: Police wala 500 rupay maang raha tha aur mein usay 200 rupay dena chahta tha.

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Sardar ko phansi ki saza hui. 

Judge nay poocha: koi aakhri khawahish hay tow batao?

Sardar: meri jagha aap latak jaein.

Wakeel Funny Jokes Urdu

Sheikh case jeeta tow khush ho kar wakeel ko 20 rupay diye.

Wakeel: yah meray driver kay liye hein ya chaprasi kay liye.

Sheikh: teeno aapas mein baant lo.

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pappu nay wakeel ko thapparr mara tow case adalat tak gaya.

Wakeel: judge sahab is nay mujhay thappar mara hay/

JudgeL kia yah sach kah raha hay.

Pappu: jee judge sahab yah sach hay.

Judge: 500 rupay jurmana ada karo.

Pappu utha awr judge sahab ko bhi thappar maar diya. aur isay 1000 rupay diye aur kaha.!!

Mazrat judge sahab! meray paas khulay nahi thay aap dono aadhay aadhay kar lena.

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aurat wakeel say: talaq lenay kay liye kia zaruri hay.

wakeel: shadi shuda hona zaruri hay.

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Judge: tum teesri baar adalat mein aaye ho tumhein sharam nahi aati?

Sharati kaka: aap tow har roz aatay hein aap ko tow doob marna chahiye.

Wakeel Latifay

aik muqadmay mein jirrah kay doran wakeel e safai nay gawah say pucha. "kia tum bata saktay ho kah tum maqam e wardat say kitnay faslay par thay?" Gawah nay jawab dia. "jee han janab! mein maqam e wardat say teen meter, pandra ishariya saat centimeter kay faslay par tha" wakeel nay herat say pucha. "lekin tum nay is qadar sahi andaza kaisay qaim kia?" 

Gawah bola "mujhay maloom tha koi na koi bay waqoof mujh say is kisam ka ahmaqana sawal zarur karay ga is liye mein nay pahlay hi naap lia tha" 

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mujrim sardar wakeel say: koshish karna mjhay phansi na ho, umar qaid bahalay hi ho jay. 

Sardar Wakeel: theek hay aglay din mujrim sardar wakeel say 

Mujrim: kia bana? 

Sardar wakeel: bari mushkil say umar qaid karwai hay judge tow tumhein riha karnay par tula huwa tha.. 

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