Wakeel Latifay

aik muqadmay mein jirrah kay doran wakeel e safai nay gawah say pucha. "kia tum bata saktay ho kah tum maqam e wardat say kitnay faslay par thay?" Gawah nay jawab dia. "jee han janab! mein maqam e wardat say teen meter, pandra ishariya saat centimeter kay faslay par tha" wakeel nay herat say pucha. "lekin tum nay is qadar sahi andaza kaisay qaim kia?" 

Gawah bola "mujhay maloom tha koi na koi bay waqoof mujh say is kisam ka ahmaqana sawal zarur karay ga is liye mein nay pahlay hi naap lia tha" 

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mujrim sardar wakeel say: koshish karna mjhay phansi na ho, umar qaid bahalay hi ho jay. 

Sardar Wakeel: theek hay aglay din mujrim sardar wakeel say 

Mujrim: kia bana? 

Sardar wakeel: bari mushkil say umar qaid karwai hay judge tow tumhein riha karnay par tula huwa tha.. 

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