aik charsi qabristan mein charas pee raha tha. Police aa gai tow charsi nay charas chupa di.
Police: kia kar rahay ho?
Charsi: kuch nahi apnay walid kay liye dua kar raha hon.
Police: magar yah tow kisi chotay bachay ki qabar hay....
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Polcie: "Knock Knock"
Me: Who is it?
Police: Police!
Me: What do you want?
Polce: To talk
Me: How many are you?
Police: 2
Me: Talk to each other.
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Polcie ki bharti ho rahi thi aik umeedwar say afsar nay pucha.
majmay ko muntashir karna ho tow tum kia karo gy?
umeedwar: janab mein chanda jamma karna sharu kar dun ga.
raat kay waqat aik constable kisi maqam say guzar raha tha kah isay kareeb say "bachao bacho" ki awaz sunai di.
is nay us simmat qadam barhay tow andaza huwa kah koi admi kunwen mein gira huwa tha.
is nay rassi ki madad say isay ooper khencha. jab wo shakhas aadha ooper aaya tow constable nay dekha kah wo admi S.P sahab thay.
Sir aap....! constable nay foran rassi chor di aur hath utha kar salute kia.
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Police wala apnay betay say. tumhara result bohat bura aaya hay aaj say tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna band.
Beta: yah 50 rupay pakro aur baat ko yahi khatam kar do.
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Police: tumhein dukan mein chori kartay huway maan behan ka khayal nahi aaya.
chor: janab khayal tow aaya tha magar dukan mein sirf mardana kapray hi thay.
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