Sheikh case jeeta tow khush ho kar wakeel ko 20 rupay diye.
Wakeel: yah meray driver kay liye hein ya chaprasi kay liye.
Sheikh: teeno aapas mein baant lo.
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pappu nay wakeel ko thapparr mara tow case adalat tak gaya.
Wakeel: judge sahab is nay mujhay thappar mara hay/
JudgeL kia yah sach kah raha hay.
Pappu: jee judge sahab yah sach hay.
Judge: 500 rupay jurmana ada karo.
Pappu utha awr judge sahab ko bhi thappar maar diya. aur isay 1000 rupay diye aur kaha.!!
Mazrat judge sahab! meray paas khulay nahi thay aap dono aadhay aadhay kar lena.
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aurat wakeel say: talaq lenay kay liye kia zaruri hay.
wakeel: shadi shuda hona zaruri hay.
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Judge: tum teesri baar adalat mein aaye ho tumhein sharam nahi aati?
Sharati kaka: aap tow har roz aatay hein aap ko tow doob marna chahiye.
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