Thursday, July 18, 2024

Wakeel Lateefay Funny Urdu


wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.


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aik muqadmay mein gawahon kay bayanat sunanay ka baad Judge nay mulzim kay wakeel say kaha kah case tumharay moakil kay khilaf ja raha hay. Tum chaho tow mulzim ko mazeed karwai say qabal is ko alag lay ga kar munasib mashwara day do. yah sun kar wakeel mulzim ko lay kar alag chala gaya. 

Thori dair baad wakeel akalay wapis aaya tow Judge nay daryaft kia kah mulzim kahan hay. 

Wakeel nay jawab diya woh toh bhag gaya. mera isay yahi mashwara tha.


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teen qaidi apnay aap ko jail ka sab say purana qaidi sabit karnay par tulay huway thay. 

pahlay qaidi nay kaha: mein us waqat yahan aaya tha jab tarain nai nai ijad hui thi.

Dusray qaidi nay kaha: mein is waqat yahan aaya tha jab log ghoro par safar kia kartay thay. 

Teesra masoomiat say bola: 


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Wakeel mulzim say: tumhein kis ilzam mein giraftar kia gaya tha?

Mulzim: Sarkari kaam mein rukawat dalnay kay ilzam mein.

Wakeel: tum nay kia kia tha?

Mulzim: Police wala 500 rupay maang raha tha aur mein usay 200 rupay dena chahta tha.


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Sardar ko phansi ki saza hui. 

Judge nay poocha: koi aakhri khawahish hay tow batao?

Sardar: meri jagha aap latak jaein.

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