aik pathan kay andar jin chala gaya.
3 din kay bad jin khud aik aamil kay paas chala gaya.
Jin nay kaha: khuda kay liye mujhay bahir nikalo.
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pathan kay teen bachay huway. naam rakha.
Hasrat khan, Harkat khan, Barkat Khan.
phir teen bachay huway. naam rakha.
Darya khan, Sumundar Khan, Selab Khan.
phir teen bachay huway. naam rakha.
Himmat Khan, Hosla Khan, Bardasht Khan.
phir teen bachay huway, is baar bivi nay naam rakha.
bas kar khan, hosh kar khan, raham kar khan.
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pathan namaz parhnay gaya. awr do bar wazu kia.
kisi nay pucha bhai dobara kion wazu kia?
pathan: agar aik toot gayatow dusra kaam aye ga.
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pathan salesman say: shirt kay liye kapra dikhao.
Salesman: plain mein dikhaon kia.
Pathan: nahi helicoptor mein dikha. Khabees ka bacha, jahan pathan dekha wahan mazaq sharu.
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aik shadi mein pathan bari dair say khana kha raha tha. kisi nay pucha kab tak khana khao gy?
pathan bola: yar mein tow khud kha kha kar thak chuka hon lekin shadi card mein likha tha "1 bajay say 3 bajay tak khana ho ga".
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