aik butt apni shadi wali raat kamray mein aaya.
shirt utari, dikar mari, kundi lagai aur bola.
sohniyo so jao kal walima wi khana aye.
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aik butt aur jutt ki biwiyan gum ho gaein.
Jutt: tamhari bivi kaisi thi?
Butt: gori rangat, gulabi hont, katrina jaisa qad, aishwarya jaisi ankhein, madhuri jaisi chaal, shilpa jaisay baal, sania mirza jaisi fittness, aur aapki?
Jutt: meri nu goli maar chal teri labhnay aan.
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Doctor: aap kay gurday fail ho gye hein.
Butt: haye kitnay numbron say?
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Butt sahab say kisi nay pucha pahlay anda aya ya murghi?
Butt sahab masoomiyyat say bolay....
pahlay naan chanay aye, phir anda paratha aaya, phir murghi aur naan aye, phir do glass lassi kay aye, phir aik cup doodh patti ai, aur sab say akhir mein bill aaya.
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